Given I’m currently having the month from hell with illness, family dramas and naughty kiddies, a girly night in with a glass of wine and a few DVDs sounds like bliss right now. But sadly, I won’t be getting one! In fact, I stand as much chance of a night off parenting as I do being named as QPR’s new manager.
But that’s exactly what I’m offering one of you lucky lot. You could win all of this lovely lot thanks to a bevvy of kind sponsors.
Brand new copies of Blended and the Other Woman on DVD from Cash Generator, retailer of new and used DVDs
A 7” gourmet chocolate pizza from Qwerkity, the online shop for unusual gifts for women and men
A bingo board game, 4 x face masks and a £15 supermarket voucher for a shop of your choice (so you can buy a bottle and some snacks) from Paddy Power Bingo
Believe me the irony is not lost on me that whilst you’re relaxing on a sofa giggling at Cameron Diaz’s acting, I’ll be rocking a teething baby to the theme tune of In The Night Garden whilst Craig silently picks up a mischievous Dexter and puts him to bed for the millionth time that evening!
Totting this little lot up was about as traumatising as filling in my first ever tax return, but basically it comes to around £60. Chuck in the fact you’re getting some priceless time with a few mates, and a few fun-filled hours of gossip over a bottle of something cheeky (let’s face it, you wouldn’t get sat in a cinema watching 50 Shades of Grey now would you!) and you’d be silly not to enter.
I’ve made entry ridiculous simple, and am only asking for you to fill in the rafflecopter and tell me your most embarrassing moment (given I’m unlikely to be seen donning a face mask at the moment, I figure I might as well get a giggle out of this too!). So best of luck guys!
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Embarassing?? Mmmm I own a unicorn onesie!
hello great giveaway i was pregnant and supposed to take my son to school for twenty to nine in my pregnant mind time slipped away as i slowly walked to the school i noticed that there was no one else around i thought thats weird, i went up to the teacher who was just closing the doors to the classroom and said what’s going on why aren’t you taking him through the normal door and she said because of the time the usual door is locked i said well thats a bit silly though isn’t it now i have to walk all around anyway i didn’t realise until i got home that i had been half hour late and shouted at the poor teacher for nothing so when hometime came around i was mortified !!! lol i did apoligise after though xx
I don’t think I could tell the worst!! But I recall a meeting I had where I had got some strange looks as I walked around the table. Turns out my son, who had a sticker fetish at the time, had decorated my the back of my skirt with cbeebies stickers. The worst thing was I didn’t notice until I was home & he asked for them back!
I had never boiled an egg until I was 35 and my daughter wanted one - I had to Google how to do it! :/
When I was a waitress I was taking out meals one night and tripped down the stairs sending plates of food flying
i’m quite gross and can quite happily use the same brew mug all day without washing it
talking to one of my childrens teachers with a bogey on my nose
i work in a resturant and on valentines night it was a set menu, two gents came in as i seated them i mentioned about our set menu. they both looked at me and just went we arnt on a date love….i was mortified. i just went well you never know…whatelse was i meant to say!
ooo I don’t I really have any
even tho im old (ish) i still collect new disney items
My daughter embarrasses me a lot but a memorable event was when I finally made it out the house when she was 6 weeks old to the local Starbucks, to discover I had poo on my arm and it had obviously been there the entire time I was drinking my coffee and eating a muffin!
Can’t wait for a night of pampering and fun with the girls. Good luck everyone!
I totally misunderstood a friend who as confiding in me once, telling me she was having issues in the bedroom as her husband was quite thick.. I thought she was on about his mental state!! >.<
falling off the stage during school assembly (I am a teacher) x
I had started a new job a month previously and was out for the staff xmas party. I was telling my work colleagues how i used to be able to do the cha cha slide in ice skates, so doing it in heels would be easy. Only thing was i was drunk and rare wear heels. I attempted it and ended up flying and landing on my arse badly brusing my coccyx, and the best looking lad picking me up off the floor
When myself and my 6 year old (at the time) son Jack were sitting in the packed waiting room of the doctors surgery, He was studying a poster on the wall, He then blurted out “Mum. . . . Emergency contraception 72 hours. . . . what does that mean?” The whole room turned to wait for my response! I was actually carrying my fourth child and said, “We wanted another baby but if you didn’t want to have a baby there is a pill that the doctor can give to you” That was embarrassing at the time although i had a few nods of approval after my little explanation. . . haha!!
more shameful than embarrassing, when I was little I used to creep into my old Nan’s Bedroom and move the bookmark back several chapters, I would be poker faced when she would complain again and again to the library that their books were all printed wrong and just kept repeating the same chapters over and over, they must have thought she had “issues”. I did this for years and she never ever found out!
I’m not a girl!
The night I met my future in laws for the first time was at an Irish social club. I was so nervous, I drank too much, got horribly drunk and was sick everywhere. Cringe! We have now been married for over 25 years so all was well in the end!
I once bought a beautiful pair of knickers which were 2 sizes too small for me. Not to be beaten i squeezed into them and headed to work. By mid day i felt like i was being strangled and had to dash to the toilets and cut them off. £35 right down the drain, not too mention having to explain to everyone in the office why i was suddenly waddling like a duck!
Definitely my boob popping out on a bus in the middle of the day was not my finest hour!
Falling down the stairs at work and flashing my knickers…
I dreamt that I had sex with my boss!!!
Me and my friends were having a girlie pamper night. We ordered pizzas and all put on different face masks. mine was a mud pack. id gone to put my onesie on but couldnt find the one that i wanted to wear. The door bell rang and i shouted that i would get it. i didnt want to answer the door with a mud pack on so i quickly washed it off and wiped on a towel to dry my face. still not being able to see my onesie i just wrapped a towel round me and ran to the door. i took the pizza off the cute delivery dude and turned round to get my purse. When i turned back to pay him his face was like he was horrified. It wasnt until i took the pizzas to the girls that they said it looked like id pooped myself coz of the mud on the back of the towel!!
I was got so drunk I LOST the christmas turkey that I had collected for dinner on the way back from work for my parents. ( I think I left it at the bus stop ) Then I tried telling my parents that they had ran out of Turkeys (whilst clearly drunk and being sick) - I don’t think they believed me!
Spending the whole day at work with my flies undone. Oops!
Going to a garage with my best friend to buy a car and the dealer though we were a couple! Nearly died.
I HAVE SINDY DOLLS ( IM 45 ) AND SOMETIMES I BRUSH THEIR HAIR AND CHAT TO THEM !!
I made coffee for a very important business meeting. Unfortunately I put salt in instead of sugar
I sometimes sleep with my plush duck!
Very embarrassing but I once rushed myself to hospital as had rash over my body and didn’t disappear when glass was rolled over it, Got to hospital and they rushed me in and rubbed the rash off it was pen ink! Was so embarrassing! and will never live that down!
so, on occasion when picking my daughter up from my sisters after work I pop into the shop for essentials I have forgotten to get from work bread, milk etc and sometimes I also like to pick up a bottle of fruit cider just the one! When madam pipes “no mum you’re not buying beer again there are loads of empty bottles in the kitchen already” cue all eyes on the drunken alcoholic mum dragging her poor child to the shop so she can get drunk after work! The bottles in question are usually about 2 on the window ledge waiting to out to the recycling bin and I am currently waiting for social services to turn up for a chat! kids hey!!!!
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Ok cant believe im confessing this. I get most of my reading done while on the toilet.
I once ate an easter egg I found
When i was a kid i rode on my nan’s alsatian to prentend i was in Narnia lol x
I have loads, not many I’d care to write here! I could tell you for example about the time I had a little lie down rest on the pavement on the way home from the pub…
being naked in public!
I sometimes skip breakfast
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I fell down the stairs once when I was younger, from the TOP to the bottom, literally on my bottom which at the time rather hurt, but now is quite amusing.
I just take everything off straight after work when i jump in the shower so stupid me after dropping my daughter off at nursery before work waking back to the car (lucky it was a friend!) noticed something hanging from the bottom of my trouser leg i tucked it back in stating it was my trouser lining i rushed to the car pulled it out and it was my knickers from the day before! OMG i would have died if they had falled out imagine one of the mums shouting youve dropped your kickers i would have died!! now i make sure my socks and kickers go straight in the wash! How embarrasing!!
sleepwalking into someone else room
Throwing the lids toys in the bin when they thought they had mislaid them
When i was getting on a theme park ride and got my skirt caught baring my bum to the waiting que.
My friend used to live across the rd went round for few drinks. When left got half way across the rd and needed toilet so did the potty dance all the way home. Unlocked the front door well proud that i held it in then as i opened it i sneezed. Thank god hubby was in bed lmao
I ACCIDENTALLY BURPED ON THE FIRST DATE WITH MY NOW HUSBAND!
I am unable to make scrambled egg!!
Getting really drunk at a past Christmas party, sexy dancing with the boss & then fell in to a toilet & broke the cistern lid…. was mortifying in the morning.
On a date and was eating out in a white dress when i open a stupid little sachet of ketchup and it goes everywhere over dress and face very embarrasing lol
I still love and collect original My Little Pony
I watch cbeebies while my daughters having a nap because i think Mr Bloom is pretty fit haha
I use my husbands razor to prim my bikini line :O
My bra strap came undone while at a job interview which was very awkward
I pick my nose and eat it
I once sent a suggestive text to someone, not realising that his Dad had borrowed his phone that day. Cringe!
I walked out of a club thinking I looked really cool and managed to trip and forward roll down the outside steps :\ still landed with half a drink left though!
Can’t really think of any…honestly
in a bar and they had a live band playing was dancing at the front tripped and fell into the band completley destroying the drum kit!
I went down a massive water slide at a water park in Benidorm and due to it being so bloody fast it whipped my bikini top up leaving me exposed to all the tourists in the cue waiting to get on #mortifying
I took the wrong son to a dental appointment once.
I can’t say haha
Embarrassing confession? Umm.. I’m gassier than anyone I’ve ever met
Embarrassing - Texting something naughty to your mum instead of your man by accident :O x
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When I was a waitress I was working for a wedding party. I walked behind the bride and groom and accidently tipped cream down the back of her dress. I didn’t tell anyone and just carried on as normal. oops!
I get embarrassed over lots of things and its often the things I say as I don’t think till it is out of my mouth!
At my friend’s engagement party, I was so drunk that I insulted her mother and then fell over.
My friend and I got locked out of our apartment on holiday so we climbed the wall and run along the roofing of the shops below us and jumped into the wrong balcony and came face to face with our elderly neighbours… our NAKED elderly neighbours.
That image is burned into my brain - I will never look at prunes in the same light again
xx
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my first date with my boyfriend was spent in a and e with a broke ankle after slipping trying to walk sexy up to the dinner table!!!
Oh gosh I can never ever think of this kinda stuff when I’m asked on the spot. Many years ago I went swimming with a gal pal…went down a water side waded through the water up some stairs into another pool only to realise my boob was hanging out! Nice lol x
I gave birth to my first baby a week before xmas 1999. On xmas day the whole family gathered for the day, and most, met the new arrival for the first time. My little sister asked me if I was embarassed about our Mum being in the delivery room and seeing “my bits”. I said, far to loudly, ” By the time your my age, so many people have seen them. you don’t really care any more”.What I meant was that when your pregnant lots of doctors & midwives have seen, but it really didn’t come across like that, especially to my grandparents. So embarassing!!
I tried to squeeze on the tube moments before the doors closed and left one beautiful nearly new shoe on the platform!
I still pick my nose! And sometimes I still eat it………..
I once invited my in laws round to a home cooked meal but I had to call my mum round to do it for me as I managed to burn the meat and overcook the veggies. I further cheated by passing off a shop bought dessert as my own.
When I was a teenager I had a crush on marilyn manson!
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Having a dream i was in bed with Micheal Cane ha ha
I once submitted a job advert for a pubic relations assistant. God it still haunts me now.
I past wind unexpectedly whilst directing someone to a meeting room at work. Then shifted from foot to foot to make out it was the floorboards…
getting changed when the window cleaner arrived at my window
When I was pregnant I threw up in an alleyway only to turn around and see a whole school bus watching me
When I first started going out to pubs as a teenager I came out of a nightclub extremely worse for wear which had LOADS of steps outside. I inevitably fell down several, bum up in the air, skirt right up with a g string on. Cue some very sore bloodied knees in front of a lot of people. That was my first real lesson on alcohol/stairs/short skirts that I’ve never forgotten
I haven’t got any
i don’t think i have any x
I didn’t have enough room in the van when moving 400 miles away so had to sacrifice a bag of clothes and asked my parents to drop it off at the charity shop….I later remember my “adult toy” was in that bag….
I dread to think of what the dear old lady at the charity shops reaction was or her feelings towards my parents who regularly go to the shop! >_<
I will never EVER tell them hahaha
I still have to sleep with the landing light on, the dark scares me :/
Before I married I ended up with 2 dates on the same night. I rang one and said I was sorry I couldn’t make the date as my mother was ill. On the night I closed the curtains of my flat so I could get changed and prepare the room for my other date but unbeknown to me the first man had come early to see me, saw the curtains closed and assumed the worst. Monday saw a huge bunch of flowers arrive with a sympathy card- felt so guilty and never dared get in touch with him again.
I can’t stand blogs!
Had to be taken home in an ambulance after a few too many
I was babysitting for a person who was completely taking the p!!s out of me and she had said she would be late back so could I make her kids dinner (our husbands were both away). I made ALL of us dinner but was quite frazzled by the time it came to dishing up and I dropped one of the meals on the floor (it was shephards pie) - as I was so annoyed with her I scooped it up and plopped it on her plate! Probably not the best idea but she ate it all and never said a word
I was so phobic of school loos I would try to hold on all day until home at 3:45… Needless to say the day I failed was in assembly with the entire school.:.
When I had to admit to my boyfriend’s parents that we had broken their bed….
My daughter (she’s almost 3) told a random lady in the street that she was going to go home for a poo!! I just laughed what can you say to a toddler!
My husband thought he was in a changing room on holiday in Tenerife, when in fact he went behind the curtain of a shop window. The Spanish staff were crying with laughter.
Can’t think of any - sorry - honest
I once used a scouring pad and white spirits to try and clean a pen mark of off my cream leather sofa, needless to say it didn’t turn out well….
I chose to go to Swansea Uni as I thought it was the capital of Wales
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i will go and have a good root round anyones skip to see if there is anything i could get for nothing
Embarrassing? But I am the paragon of grace!
JK. Totally farted and blamed it on the dog - whoopsie!
I used to be a childminder and looked after a little boy who regularly asked random men-teachers,blokes at the bus stop,vicars etc- if they were his daddy
Walked down the stairs in front of MiL, she tapped me on the shoulder to say my dress was tucked in my pants - at least it wasn’t FiL!
i accidentally did a massive burp after work one day. it was in poole high street and echoed a litttle. group of workman shouted ‘wahey’. so embarrassing
My embarrasing moment was when i went to pick my nephew up from school and the teacher shouted him and told him his grandma had come to collect him
Far too many and too embarrassing to list!
that my pregnant brain isnt working as i just tripped over a curb its been there forever but just wasnt paying any attenton
going out for a VERY posh works meal and walking to the bathroom only to notice a pair of my knickers coming out the bottom of one of the legs on my jeans, must have got caught up in the wash and i was in such a rush to get ready i quickly put on my jeans. Was sooooo embarassing, everyone was laughing their head off as it wasnt until it got caught on my heel and i was dragging them across the floor that i noticed!
My most embarrassing moment was when I was doing my fake tan and I was in my underwear, I walked out onto the landing to get a towel off the banister and my brothers friend was walking up the stares, I just froze and he said ‘oh sorry’ and I didn’t say anything and just ran into my room! I still laugh about it now.
Getting unexpectedly drunk on my first Christmas with husband and having to crawl along the floor to get to the bathroom because I couldn’t walk properly.
Using a new fake tan and going out looking like a umpa loompa cos I didn’t check in the mirror first
I once sent a bit of raunchy text to my boyfriend only to discover that I had sent it to someone else instead by mistake!
I was mortified!!!!!!!
In a queue waiting to pay, had my daughter with me and she kept touching a person in front of us, I said to her: Please stop or the man in front will tell you off! The person turned around, it was a woman! I wanted to disappear! :0
referring to an elderly aunt`s cardigan colour as a really yukky colour in front of her without thinking
falling down the stairs and ripping all my tights, knee bleeding and everyting in the middle of the breakfast room in a hotel in Barcelona. I had stupidly large heels on so it was my own fault really, I laughed but it really hurt!
On my way to the hospital, i was buying my train tickets and i knocked my wee sample out my bag.
Have to confess, I have left a public toilet with my skirt tucker in my knickers!
I had a false tooth on a plate which came flying out of my mouth in the middle of a club when I was on a date. I ended up scrambling around for it on the floor amongst loads of legs shhhh! dont tell anyone
I have a crush on Gordon Ramsey
I thought I’d put the phone down on my sister, and hadn’t. She heard everything I said about her, and it wasn’t nice. Cringe!
Fell off a bar stool while drunk then proceeded to argue with the said bar stool saying it was “his” fault…..
Squeezing spots gives me so much satisfaction..
I still sleep with my teddybear …
last week I emerged from the cinema covered head to toe in baby sick and hot chocolate but I had no idea
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my son goes to afternoon nursery sessions. When I am really tired I keep him in his pyjamas until just before we leave the house. Well it does save on washing
Owning up to an affair with my colleague who I married later!
When I was about 14 I went into our local chip shop where I meant to ask for a “battered sausage” but I ended up saying the “b” word swearing sausage instead. I was so embarrassed I just walked out empty handed.
As a school boy, I had been doing homework in my pyjamas, went into the lounge to talk to my mum’s friend, and then, when I left the room, noticed it was hanging out of my pyjamas. My toes curled up every time I thought of it for years.
I once made a really inappropriate comment about my (naughty) nephew while at a funeral - turned round to find their Dad had overheard. I cringe every time I think about it and this was 30 years ago!
I went the wrong way up an escalator. I went up the down!!
My final day at uni & I had my presentation for my disatation to do, I’d practiced (lots!) but somehow a timer had been added and as I was talking and explaining the slides just kept flicking through!! Have never wanted to ground to shallow me up! Needless to say I failed the presentation and went off to the student union!!!
oh dear don’t know where to start!
Walking into a mirror and apologising to myself. It was a saturday in december in primark, you can imagine how crowded it was lol
I could not tell the time till I was 10!
I have probably done tonnes of things over the years that were embarassing , cant remember them all at the moment, apart from blaming my son for something I did, and then felt really guilty about it x
I took my 3 year old son to his football club & he was being silly, rolling round on the floor whilst the coach was talking. Then, in front of all the parents, kids & coaches he farted really loudly then said, ” I trumped!”…..”Just like mummy does!”….there was no saving the situation & I was mortified!
im always embarrasing myself….i dont even need to leave the house…the postman handed me a parcel i dropped it on my foot and then my dressing gown swung open. he is quite old i think i made his day. but i wont be going to the door for post again.
I once split my pants at work and had to get my mum to come to work with a new pair
I fell over outside the school gates with all the kids, mums, dads and teachers watching. Que a eruption of shock and laughter
My underwire broke on my bra just as I was heading to London for a meeting with my bosses and I had no time to fix the situation so I had to proceed lop sided!
I dropped a casserole on the floor then scooped it up and served it to the in-laws
i sometimes eat two breakfasts and pretend ive only had one!
I hide my chocolate bar wrappers very, very quietly
Just about any time I take the karaoke microphone!
I’ve walked into a glass door in public - twice!
I went on the school run last week, with odd boots over the top of skinny jean, one black one brown…wondered why I was getting funny looks!
Dont think i have any. !!
I was going on holiday and was super conscious to set my alarm but it turns out I set it 2 hours early and then I got angry at the check-in lady only to find out the plane wasn’t even there yet!
i farted in a shop while paying, my 12 year old son smelt it and thought it was the people in front, he was disguted with them!
My all time favourite film is the sound of music and I watch it at least once a month!
Walking out of the loos in a nightclub with my skirt tucked up. I had no idea until a work colleague slapped my ar**. OMG I nearly died! Especially as I had a thong on so my whole behind was on show
One christmas meal it took me forever to make a lemon meringue pie and when I was putting it in the oven some of the meringue went on the floor. I managed to put it back in and nobody died!
I once got into the wrong car outside a shop where my mum had dropped me off, she had moved to a parking space and another car had parked to wait, i got in and started talking and didn’t realise i was in the wrong car until i looked up and saw the people in the front turnt around looking at me , i was mortified.
My eldest told a playground full of school mums that her mummy and daddy are really good at making babies! Super embarrassing x
I often talk out loud to myself. I’m so pleased they invented hands free for mobile phones, now no one need know!
I sleep with the cuddly toy puffin my 1st husband gave me. But I have been widowed twice (by the age of 40) so I think I can get away with it …….
I still like to buy teddies
I fell from top to bottom in a Lloyd’s bar i think the few drinkies helped me laugh it off even though I was red faced it really hurt the next day!
Being woken up by my friend while i was asleep in a Doctors Surgery Car Park which was right behind the pub i had been in that afternoon
First day at a new job, I was totally distracted by the children getting ready in the morning. At lunchtime I realised my top was inside out…. Oops.
Congratulating a mum a school on her pregnancy for her say i’m not pregnant.
I’ve just answered the door to the postman - IN MY ONESIE!!!!
coming out the bathroom with toilet roll stuck on my shoe
went swimming in the sea and a stray dog ran off with my clothes never to be seen again lol i had to run naked back to my hotel!
My most embarrassing moment was shouting out a false call when I was at Bingo. I had my finger over one of the numbers and really thought I had won £1000. I quickly sank back into my seat very red faced when they checked my card.
I fart in my boyfriend’s bed without him knowing.. muahahaha
I used to think the song Prima Donna from Phantom of the Opera was referring to the fact that she was famous before Madonna…..i.e.”Pre Madonna” :/
I have a bit of a thing of answering the door with my boob hanging out. I tend to forget to put it away after feeding my Daughter - whoops.
Tripping whilst getting off the bus and flashing my knickers…
I once got rather tipsy on a date and needed to be sick umm urgently. The handbag was the only thing for it, and then I had to carry the handbag around the (short) period of time it took to come up with and ‘emergency’ to get the hell out. To this day we are friends and he never knew. I hope!!
I didn’t know the iron was broken for 4 years……. until I really needed to iron something for a wedding, I had to ring my mum to borrow hers!!!!!!
i went to take my daughter to hospital for a blood test and the whole time i had a chunk of galaxy ripple above my top lip, everyone was looking at me and i thought it was because they let my daughter go straight in for her blood test whilst everyone had to wait.
I pretended to be my twin sister so i could kiss her boyfriend - i was only 11 though!
I sometimes sleep walk, once so I have been told my wife found me urinating in the wardrobe!
When I was younger I fell asleep in a pub toilet after having a little too much to drink!
Walked around for a day at uni with my skirt tucked into my knickers
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I was once working in Madrid and was going out to dinner with my boss and the big boss. Without realising it I stepped over an underground grate and did a Marilyn Monroe! Luckily I had on nice knickers but it’s not really the impression you want to make on your boss!
Too many to tell!
Falling over a pavement at my graduation in my hat and gown and landed in the mud. So I had to walk up onto the stage in a right state.
My partner used to have a works mobile phone anyway I sent him a x-rated text message only to be told that night that he’d given his boss the mobile phone back oppps
Tripped over in my flip-flops on honeymoon and accidentally exposed my breasts. It was several minutes before I realised too!
slipped at my mum party & knocked the table over with the cakes on - what a mess and i wasn’t even drunk - though nobody would believe me x
Being sick in a friends handbag after a night out
Staying at a posh hotel I went into their spa and thought I’d try the jacuzzi. It was a large one, with several people in it already so I stepped in trying to look cool - missed my footing and slid right under the bubbling water - emerged with wet hair plastered to head, mascara running down cheeks - to the shocked stares of everyone. I totally wished I could just vanish into thin air!
Falling off my bike in front of loads of people
While in college, I was practicing jumping a fence by myself the day before my first steeplechase race. I’d been doing ok, when my coach happened to run by. I stopped him and asked him to check my technique. I ran up and jumped/stepped on it (like I’d done before- I’m not a hurdler). My foot must have landed oddly. The next thing I know, I was hitting the ground shoulder and knee first. I flipped over in a somersault and popped up with, ‘I’m ok.’ Needless to say, the practice stopped then and there. But it did take some time for my coach to stop laughing.
i really enjoy picking spots
Not a biggie but one my mum never lets me forget! When I was about 14 I decided to do myself a couple of frozen toad in the holes, now for some reason only known to myself I thought that you had to take them out of the foil wrappers, so when they were in for their alloted time I opened the oven and could not understand why there were some sausages on top of the wire rack and batter beneath it!! My mum was in hysterics!!
I cant help passing wind in the most embarassing places lol
i don’t really get embarrassed, um… i thought hyperbole was pronounced hyper-bowl and that it was a football stadium
I once spent hours trying to fill the oil in our car by pouring it through the part where the dipstick is. The guy at the garage said there is oil all over the underneath of your car but I can’t find a leak anywhere lol ……..
I have a habit of leaving my skirt tucked up in my pants at the back!
Constantly falling over in front of my husband!
I struggle with left and right directions, never know which one is which! When i took my driving test i put plasters on my thumbs with L and R on them so i would know which way he wanted me to go! xx
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I always fall asleep in the cinema
Are you mad I have a reputation A good one I think
Slipping down the stairs and chassying into room when husband came home from work only to be met with husband and his boss. Not only my face that was red
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I used to work as a waitress in a pub, one day I managed to drop a fork in someones beer… lol he did laugh though and I got him another one (for free).
Dropping one of my Sanitary Pads out of my handbag and an old lady picking it up waving it in the air saying I had dropped something (how embarrassing I can tell you!!)
I don’t really have one - how boring!
When I gave my number to my husband it was meant for his friend and when I went to meet him on our first date, I was actually still expecting his friend! Glad it wasn’t, his friend is a numpty and hubby and me had 8 happy years so far haha!!
I still don’t know how to work the DVD player and if hubby is out have to phone him for instructions :/
Breaking a sunbed on the beach everybody saw, wanted the world to swallow me whole
Not recognising someone I had worked with for years
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I made myself a skirt out of an old long leather coat. It looked great but when I ran up to hug some friends I hadn’t seen for a while, I realised that I obviously hadn’t done a good enough job with the buttons as I’d left the skirt behind me on the floor. I was left standing in the pub in a vest top and thong - nice!
My waters exploded all over a doctors face who was making the decision with his head by my nether regions if they should burst them or leave them when i was 10cms dilated. The poor guy was dripping wet, all dignity lost!!
I went to work last week wearing two odd shoes!
I once went to pick my daughter up from nursery and grabbed my coat off the airer, it was only when I got to nursery, gave her a cuddle and she said ‘oooh mam whats ya knickers doing on your coat?’ I had a pair of my knickers attached to the Velcro fastening of my coat!
Instead of admitting that I ate a full Chocolate Orange belonging to my dad, I decided to take the coward’s way out and blamed the dog. My mum instantly became woried as apparantly chocolate can be highly toxic to dogs. When the dog happened to became slightly sick later that night my mum went into full panic mode and rushed him to the vets where it cost her £130 for overnight observation and tests.
I forgot my best friend’s birthday today… I’m truly ashamed!
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I one went out with mascara just on one eye as I’d had a few while getting ready, I must have looked a bit weird!
There is video footage of me dancing on tables after far too many drinks!
I would love some cartoon print 1990s workout pants
I once ran up behind my friend and threw my arms around her only to find when she turned around it was a complete stranger!
Once after a few drinks I talked to myself in a mirror thinking it was an actual person :-/
I wait for kids to go to bed so I can have a bar of chocolate to myself
I tripped up outside a busy pub which is on a busy seafront. I tried to run it out for ages before just landing on my back. It was so embarrassing and my family made fun of me about it for a long time.
I was in a rush to get to school one morning (eek.. 15 years ago) I grabbed my bag and off I went. It wasn’t until I’d walked 20 minutes with loads of the other kids walking behind me that someone decided to point out that I had a tangled bunch of underwear caught on my bag strap.
Wearing odd socks and noticing when I got home
I play with my childrens lego
I have loads :/ A recent one though would be that I have been on a keep fit and lose weight regime - I went to aquafit and wore my pretty tie around the neck swim dress. Half way through I leapt out of the water very enthusiastically but my swim dress couldnt quite keep pace so I flashed the entire class a lovely view of my bare boobs! However being the trooper I am I announced loudly sorry ladies your under cover tonight and slipped them back in. My work colleagues who were also at the class have been taking the mick ever since!
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