Detox Post-mortem #OpBabyWeight

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#OpBabyWeight began again in earnest on the 5th January and had its ups and downs…

Guided by my mentor Alex Smallman (High on Health) The main theme for the week was clean and healthy food. I was to drink a minimum of 3 litres of water, and cut out all gluten, diary and excess sugar from my diet. This meant ditching my daily sausage roll and lunchtime sarnie, and coming up with something radically less palatable. Having never been a big breakfast eater, having food so early in the morning also felt a little unnatural.

I owe a massive thanks to Alex for sending me a healthy shopping list and recipe ideas before we did our supermarket shop. She suggested we shop online to keep focused on the plan ahead, so we did. The problem was, I seriously underestimated the quantities I’d need to keep on top of it. A single bag of bananas, 1 cucumber and a dozen eggs doesn’t go far when you factor in the kids, blending them into smoothies, and snacking throughout the day.

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I ended up grazing the fridge rather than being clever. If I needed a snack, I’d reach for cucumber and hummus rather than look to ease the hunger pangs. In retrospect, I needed something filling.

Alex Smallman to the rescue!

Having given me a quick phone call to see how I was, Alex was concerned enough to travel down to my house. We had spoken at 11am on the Wednesday and I hadn’t managed to eat anything up until this point. We all know how tough can parenting can be, and it was one of those days where nappy changes, tantrums and feeds seem to run after each other in a never-ending cycle. Rather than fall back on something naughty, I just starved myself.

Alex came over to show me that good food doesn’t have to take long to prepare. She whizzed this Quinoa mixed salad & nut (with a side of coconut fried egg) concoction in seconds.

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Watching her just chuck things in and mix by hand was a bit of a wake-up call. In my head, I was looking for zero-prep dishes and it’s clear I have little imagination when it comes to food. I don’t understand the synergy between ingredients, and I’m scared of cooking, boiling or frying anything lest Fireman Sam leap from my telly and into my kitchen. I’d be far more likely to cut up a bunch of cucumber and tomato, eat it all raw with nothing to bulk it out, then complain 5 minutes later that I’m still ravenous.

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Some of her other tips were also really welcome:

  1. Make water less boring by infusing it with cucumber or lemon - not only amazing for your metabolism, it also lightly flavours the water. Prepare a litre jug in the morning, and two more throughout the day so you can accurately document your water intake.
  2. Add in bursts of HIIT exercise when the children nap - there are dozens of YouTube vids of 7, 10, 30 minute or more exercises so there’s no excuses. They’ll make you sweat, they’ll tire you out but they’ll target specific areas of your body and you will see results.
  3. Avoid low-fat labelled foods - These are all loaded with sugar. If you simply can’t cut out butter, get full fat butter rather than margarine. For frying, opt for raw coconut oil rather than sunflower oil, olive oil at a push.
  4. Make healthy twists on traditional favourite meals to keep you engaged - there’s no point undertaking a diet if it’s not sustainable. If spaghetti bolognaise is your thing, make it with turkey mince and switch out pasta for quinoa, if you like cottage pie, make it with turkey mince and top with sweet potato.

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So… how much did it cost?

I naively thought the shopping bill wouldn’t be affected. However I seem to have overestimated just how much I actually eat anyway! I assumed cutting the pastry, carbs and dairy items from our shop, and subbing these with fresh fruit and vegetables would even itself out. But we still had to buy many of these things for the kids and Craig.

In total, this little lot will set us back an additional £30 to our usual bill every week, maxing it out to £95 (including nappies and baby formula).

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My fridge now looks scarily inedible. This might be food porn to some of you, but it looks like Davina McCall has moved in to me!

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Did I lose any weight?

Sadly, I only lost 1lb. I have to put this down to the fact my body is transitioning, I didn’t manage much in the way of exercise, and it turns out I was starving myself. My little body went into shock and tried to conserve the little I put into it.

Somehow however, inch-wise, I lost a staggering 5″ from my bum and midriff. I’m putting this down to my Sculptlite treatment and cannot wait to see more fall off over the next few weeks. I also look slimmer. My face has thinned out, and I’m less bloated around my tummy, thighs and arms. I’m thinking much of this was water retention that is now finding a route out of my body.

Telfie1There’s still plenty of time to win Sculptlite treatment for yourself by checking out our comp!

For those tracking #OpBabyWeight - this means I’m now 13st 8lbs.

But how do I feel?

Bloody amazing. I’m very conscious that the Juice Plus+ supplements Alex has given me are providing my body with everything it needs to fuel every complex system in my body (more on these later). I’m up earlier in the mornings, flagging only when hunger pains set in about 3pm / 4pm (my own fault), and my hair, skin and nails are looking much healthier.

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Although I’m a real whinger, I haven’t struggled as much as I thought. I’ve now finally accepted that my weight is too heavy, my clothes look terrible on me, and I don’t like myself like this. There’s no point adopting diet after diet and losing a scant number of pounds by the end of the month. If this is going to work, I’m going to have to follow a far stricter routine and be more aware of what is going into my body, and what it needs, rather than what I think it wants.

The week ahead…

Now we’ll be adding in Juice Plus+ plant-based protein shakes every morning and afternoon for the next 30 days. These will be packed out with almond milk, leafy greens, super-berries and other fruit to get even more nutrition out of them. The idea is to get creative and discover combinations that sound absurd, but taste great. If they don’t taste great, no matter - I’ll pinch my nose and down them anyway (it’s all about the greater cause!). I’ll be zooming in on the shakes soon and explaining what sets these apart from hundreds of others on the market.

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Helping me blitz these extra ingredients into something resembling a smootie, is my trusty Nutribullet. Thanks to Alex, I’m no longer frightened of it and it’s made its way out of the box and onto my worktop. I won’t tell you too much about Alan (The Nutribullet) yet, as he’ll feature in lots of upcoming posts over the next few weeks. Needless to say this is a smart and essential bit of kit for my fat loss plans.

For more on Alex Smallman (my mentor and Juice Plus+ distributer) and her business High on Health, whilst her website is being built you can catch her on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter.

If you want to undertake a similar diet yourself, I can’t recommend the Nutribullet enough. You NEED this machine so buy one here.

This post is also bought to you with thanks from Decathlon. I’ll be donning the Lycra and embarrassing myself with some ugly-looking squats in some of their great value clothes next week.

 

Speak soon, wish me luck! Gem xx


Win Fat Freezing Treatment from Sculptlite worth £295 by Showing us your #Telfie (CD: 31/01/2015)

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I’m currently undertaking the biggest lifestyle change of my life. This is day 1 of a 7 day detox cutting out diary, gluten and excess sugar to set myself up for Juice Plus+ protein shakes in a week’s time. There’s no more excuses now, I simply have to lose 4 stone.

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Most women will cite their reasons for shedding a few lbs are to get healthier, or get more energy and mobility for the sake of their children. But for me, I just want to look a whole load sexier for my long-suffering other half in 2015. This will also be the year I go back to university to study, and the first year I have spent in the last three with absolutely no pregnancy hormones. It’s the year to put myself first, and that’s exactly what I intend to do.

I won’t be alone in this challenge. It’s early January so I expect lots of women are looking longingly at the chocolate shelves in their local newsagents and regretting sharing their weight loss resolutions on Facebook.

Well I have something that might just work for you!

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You could win pioneering fat freezing treatment by Sculptlite to help you contour your body and regain your waist! As per my previous posts, this isn’t a surgical procedure - there are no knives, nasty synthetic toxins or anaesthetic; it’s a 100% natural way to kill fat cells.

Clients will see an average of 33% reduction of fat in the treated area in just one treatment!

You can read all about the science behind the treatment here, but to cut a long story short, fat is more sensitive to cold than muscles, nerves and skin, and undergoes a cell death process (also known as Apoptosis) when exposed to sub zero temperatures. Lipoglaze® therefore freezes and thins the subcutaneous layer of fat using controlled ICE therapy, without risk to surrounding tissue.

Lipoglaze has been a huge hit with celebrities too! You could join the likes of Binky Felstead, Luisa Zissman, Nicola McLean and Lizzie Cundy!

Sculptlite offer this revolutionary treatment in the comfort of your own home. Owner and Harley Street trained technician, Lisa Owens will come to you and set up a treatment area in your living room. This means you can catch up on Broadchurch whilst she uses her expertise to permanently blast excess fat around your bum, tummy, love handles or bingo wings.

I’m had my own fat freezing treatment 3 weeks ago and have been religiously body-brushing ever since. My lymphatic system is currently doing the business and getting rid of my pesky love handles. I can see a difference already and my flanks look more streamlined as a result! Do bear in mind, it can take up to 12 weeks to see results, but I think this is a good start.

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Before you enter…

Sculptlite offers truly remarkable results, is FDA approved and incredibly safe. However, like all cosmetic procedures, there are a few medical conditions that do affect your eligibility, so we would invite you to let thoroughly at the website before entering
As Lisa treats you within your home, you’ll also need to live in the following counties: Berkshire, Surrey, West London (please double check with me)
Or be prepared to travel to Windsor to see Lisa. Please note that you’ll have to pay for your own travel and this will include two separate instances of travel (consultation and treatment)

To enter, all we want to see is your #Telfie!

TummyIn my defence, I couldn’t take this myself and Craig is a terrible photographer!

You can enter on Twitter simply by tweeting the following along with a picture of your tummy. You don’t even have to show your face!

Tweet: I’m sharing a #telfie to #win #fatfreezing treatment from @Sculptlite via @MyMillsBaby http://bit.ly/1xNyYwm

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You can enter on Facebook by simply uploading your Telfie to Sculptlite’s Facebook page and using the hashtag #Telfie

Once done, you’ll then need to leave me a comment with a link to your entry (tweet or facebook status) and the county where you live (just say “prepared to travel” if you’re outside of the zones listed above, remember that travel expenses aren’t covered).

Competition ends 31/01/2015 12pm

Good luck!

Terms and Conditions
          • Entrants must upload a telfie to either Facebook or Twitter, and a comment to meet entry requirements
          • UK entrants only – you must be over 18 too (sorry)
          • The winner will be contacted by email and must respond within 1 week of having been emailed (I’ll try all known avenues to contact them) or a new winner will be drawn
          • When the giveaway is closed, I will use a random number generator to pick the winner
          • The winners names will be published on this site
          • There is no cash alternative
          • Entrants must live within Berkshire, Surrey or parts of London, or be prepared to travel to Berkshire twice (no travel expenses are covered in this promotion)

Win competitions at ThePrizeFinder.com


Not a New Year’s Resolution #OpBabyWeight

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I took on #OpBabyWeight at some point last year yet have somehow ended up fatter than ever. Despite trying numerous diets and fads, I could comfortably fill most of White Dee’s wardrobe and my thighs are as dimply as a pre-pubescent Harry Styles. I just don’t think the motivation was truly there.

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I did toy with the idea of dropping it all together. I think I might have a dose of body-morphia as I don’t really see what others do when I stand naked in front of the mirror. I’m the queen of self-adoring selfies and can make a Quagmire-chin disappear on my trusty iPhone camera in seconds. When buttons pop off shirts and knickers leave red marks around my midriff, I put it down to the way I sat that day, and not the sheer of size of what is being crammed into them.

When I casually floated the idea of giving up my baby weight challenge around the Christmas table, I expected my family to tell me I looked fabulous exactly how I was, but their reaction was markedly different. My in-laws frowned, Craig looked deflated and my jaw virtually hit the pile of gravy-laden roasties on my plate. I know these people love me, but I get the feeling it’s correlative; shrink me and there’ll be less of me to love but the same amount of adoration as before - makes sense right?

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So I’m going on a health-kick in the New Year.

It’s not a diet, it’s a lifestyle change.

It’s not a New Year’s resolution either. New Year is good for one thing only; copious amounts of alcohol, carpet stain remover and hangovers. I’m also all too aware that New Year’s Day is possibly the worst ever time to KO a healthy eating plan given a full English is the best way to stop a bellyful of beer repeating on you when you’re knee deep in morning nappies. Straight after this epic binge is my birthday where I’m usually whisked away for a 3 course meal and a naughty night away. No way will I feel in the mood to show Craig a good time if he’s scoffing down wine, steak and profiteroles, and I’m staring at a plate of salad and glass of water.

I’m not making excuses. This journey does have a very clear start-date. On the 5th January, I’ll be going through a guided detox thanks to the amazing Alex Smallman. A former fitness professional and now franchise owner of JuicePlus+. She’s fun, inspiring and full of positivity; exactly what I need when the scotch eggs start calling for me from the fridge.

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On week one she’s putting me through a punishing detox and has already warned me that I’ll be cutting out dairy, gluten and sugar. As someone who doesn’t even know what gluten is, this should be interesting and a real body shock. The effects will be tough, severe and brilliant all in one (expect child-like tantrums when she strips away my Diet Cokes and cherry bakewells).

It’s all about prepping me for month one where I’ll be on a Juice Plus+ plan (with vitamins and protein shakes) helpfully tarted up with delicious recipes designed by Alex especially for me.

Elsewhere, my battle with the bulge will be sponsored by Decathlon, NutriBullet, and a continued relationship with the gorgeous Lisa from Sculptlite, and one very special collaboration to be revealed in a few days time. Needless to say I have the very best equipment and people onboard who are all a Skype conversation away and ready to tell me off or pat me on the back when the occasion arises.

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I’ll try not to bore you all with dreadfully serious posts with leafy green recipes and pictures of me half-naked. There are still reviews galore from the likes of Dreams, Babymoov, Munchkin and La Roche Posay, it’s just that next month will be peppered with YouTube videos that will rival The Apprentice’s Felipe Alviar-Baqeuro’s Fat Daddy campaign, and Instagram pics of this mummy regaining a waist she hasn’t seen since 2005. Enjoy!

That’s it from me.

If you’re not pissed already, get on with it!

 

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